please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
