I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
