I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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