I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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