so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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