Just mADE A PArabola og urine
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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