I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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