i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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