hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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