Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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