there was a trapeze. enough said
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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