doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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