In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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