wat bout pragnant strippers??
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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