So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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