I wannas sexs uuuuu
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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