This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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