Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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