I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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