yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
how drunk are you?
Several
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
