so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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