went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I need water and some morals
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
