i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
