did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
someone owes me an orgasm
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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