Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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