butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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