...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
whose ass print is on the piano?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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