real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
smell my finger.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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