big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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