My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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