it wasn't lemon gatorade
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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