I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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