IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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