Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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