There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is wine microwaveable?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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