How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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