I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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