Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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