Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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