please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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