You really coming over, don't trick.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
okay pat passed out under dana's car
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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