um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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