i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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