I feel like I'm in dance class right now
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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