Kareoke will never be a sober sport
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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