I am in a vortex of obligation.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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