Fuck appropriateness.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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