I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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