so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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