i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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