lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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